Just a little humor

Here is the only reason that I can see that a helmet mighty come in handy

You know you're a biker if...

 - Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.
 - You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date. 
 - Your best friends are named after reptiles. 
 - You own more black T-shirts then underwear. 
 - Taking your wife on a cruise means a putt down the interstate. 
 - Sturgis is your dream vacation. 
 - You ever quit a job to go to Sturgis. 
 - You only took the job to pay for your trip to Sturgis. 
 - Your only three piece suit is a leather jacket, leather vest and chaps.
 - Your ol' lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string above your bike.
 - You buy your 3-year old niece a Harley Davidson t-shirt. 
 - You can identify bugs by taste. 
 - You think BLACK & ORANGE would make nice house colors. 
 - You think GOD invented winter just as a good time to get your bike painted.
 - People know your a biker even when you don't want them to. 
 - One of your children or pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.
 - People have nearly died of starvation looking at all of your bike/run pictures.
 - Over half the pictures you take have your bike in it.
 - You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women.
 - You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson".
 - The weather is too bad for riding and you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.
 - You get hit by a car, break your leg, then tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine I can ride home".
 - You see no use in going to a bar without bikes in front.
 - You dream of owning a Harley dealership.
 - You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer.
 - You pile boxes and laundry on your car, but your bike must have 6 feet or clearance in the garage.
 - Every time you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley.
 - When you plan a vacation you set up time to visit the bike shops first.
 - You have all the tools to work on every Harley ever made, but not any to work on your ol'ladys car.
 - It's impossible to see out of your car or trucks rear window because of all the Harley stickers.
 - You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name
 - You have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike(s) when it's cold.
 - Your Christmas list has no words, just part numbers.
 - Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere.
 - One area of your house (other then the garage) is decorated in a motorcycle motif.
 - Every time you spend money, you think about what you coulda bought for your bike.
 - They celebrate your birthday at the Harley store.
 - You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement.
 - You encourage your kids to go to the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute instead of college.
 - Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
 - You fainted when you met Willie G.
 - Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
 - You've spent more on your motorcycle than your Education
 - You have at least one ashtray which is actually a motorcycle part.
 - You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world.
 - When she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard.
 - You spend more time polishing your bike than caressing your woman
 - You have more locks on your bike than you do your house.
 - Anyone who doesn't ride is just 'ok'.
 - You can think of at least ten things we forgot on this page.